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When a golfer lies, he doesn\u2019t have to bring anything home to prove it.\" href=\"https:\/\/golfdigger.com\/?p=498\"><div class=\"thumbnail-container no_thumbnail\">\n            \n        <\/div><\/a><\/div>\n                    <div class=\"jkit-postblock-content\"><h3 class=\"jkit-post-title\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/golfdigger.com\/?p=498\">What is the difference between a golfer and a fisherman? When a golfer lies, he doesn\u2019t have to bring anything home to prove it.<\/a>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/h3><\/div>\n                <\/article><article class=\"jkit-post post-495 post type-post status-publish format-standard hentry category-golf-jokes\">\n                    <div class=\"jkit-thumb\"><a aria-label=\"After a particularly poor round, a golfer spotted a lake as he walked despondently up the 18th. He looked at his caddie and said, \u201cI\u2019ve played so badly all day, I think I\u2019m going to drown myself in that lake.\u201d The caddie, quick as a flash, replied, \u201cI\u2019m not sure you could keep your head down that long.\u201d\" href=\"https:\/\/golfdigger.com\/?p=495\"><div class=\"thumbnail-container no_thumbnail\">\n            \n        <\/div><\/a><\/div>\n                    <div class=\"jkit-postblock-content\"><h3 class=\"jkit-post-title\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/golfdigger.com\/?p=495\">After a particularly poor round, a golfer spotted a lake as he walked despondently up the 18th. He looked at his caddie and said, \u201cI\u2019ve played so badly all day, I think I\u2019m going to drown myself in that lake.\u201d The caddie, quick as a flash, replied, \u201cI\u2019m not sure you could keep your head down that long.\u201d<\/a>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/h3><\/div>\n                <\/article><article class=\"jkit-post post-493 post type-post status-publish format-standard hentry category-golf-jokes\">\n                    <div class=\"jkit-thumb\"><a aria-label=\"Why do golfers always carry a spare pair of trousers with them? In case they get a hole in one.\" href=\"https:\/\/golfdigger.com\/?p=493\"><div class=\"thumbnail-container no_thumbnail\">\n            \n        <\/div><\/a><\/div>\n                    <div class=\"jkit-postblock-content\"><h3 class=\"jkit-post-title\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/golfdigger.com\/?p=493\">Why do golfers always carry a spare pair of trousers with them? In case they get a hole in one.<\/a>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/h3><\/div>\n                <\/article><article class=\"jkit-post post-482 post type-post status-publish format-standard hentry category-golf-jokes\">\n                    <div class=\"jkit-thumb\"><a aria-label=\"Golf balls are like eggs. They\u2019re white, sold by the dozen, and a week later you have to buy some more.\" href=\"https:\/\/golfdigger.com\/?p=482\"><div class=\"thumbnail-container no_thumbnail\">\n            \n        <\/div><\/a><\/div>\n                    <div class=\"jkit-postblock-content\"><h3 class=\"jkit-post-title\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/golfdigger.com\/?p=482\">Golf balls are like eggs. 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