| Ah laddie you's in the love Grass | Huh, what wait what does that mean I say. Ah you's go in there (tall fescue) and you's F'ed |
| Oh laddie that is a Condom shot | Um, a what? Ah yes, it doen't look right, doesn't feel right but it's safe |
| From a caddie at St Andrews - Oh Gregg that's an Angel raper | Hey sky'ed his drive |
| At a liquor store in St Andrews, asking questions about various bottles, the guy gets my friend a bottle down and says "we had a 4,000 pound bottle here last week and I pulled it down for the guy to look at. That was a "right proper shakey hand job" The shop went pretty much dead silent, he was looking at all of us asking was something going on until he realized what he had said | This is now our saying for a short knee knocker putt |
